Lament for the Colboard

Well, the Colboard has been down since Thursday. Stephen's prayer day, of all days. Anyway, I posted a poem on the Col-Blog showing my distaste, and here it is.

Colboards are down,
We feel the dread.
Are they merely sick,
Or truly dead?
The one who knows,
Hid he stays.
For word we've waited
Days and days.
My workday's dull
Without my Nation.
And where is Avery?
Gone, on vacation.
When, oh when
Shall he return?
Till then, for the Colboard
Our hearts shall yearn.

Tickets, please?

Ok. So it's been a month since I sent my request for tickets to the Report. Nothing. Not even a whimper. I've heard reports of other people, who sent in requests after me getting confirmations, but not me. Come on Comedy Central. I'm loyal. I'm trustworthy. Just because I'm Canadian, doesn't mean I'm crazy. I just need a sniff, to keep my hopes alive. GIVE ME A SIGN!!!
So, no. No tickets yet, but since today is Stephen's prayer day, perhaps if I pray for tickets, I'll get confirmation. Not that I pray, but hey, you never know, right?
So, Jon and Stephen are on break this week. That's not usually a big deal, except that comedy Central and Comedy Network have a problem with showing older reruns. If they would show some of the older ones, like say at least a month earlier, it wouldn't be so bad, but they show the ones from the week before, and avid fans like myself already know them by heart. I'm sure their viewership goes way down when Jon and Stephen are on break, just because the viewers got bored. Oh well, Monday is coming, and with Monday comes new shows, with (hopefully) well rested Jon and Stephen.